empty tables

so i was wondering, "since when is it culturally unacceptable to sit with a stranger?" Going through the dining hall, we weave around tables, groan, and move away, daunted because there's a backpack sitting on that chair. More than half of the chairs remain empty, but yet we can't find a seat because it's impossible to ask some stranger, "May i sit here?" What an intrusion! I feel that this is a symptom of our times; we stick together with those that we know, ears plugged with our ipods to keep us safely in our isolation when we might run the risk of being alone among the sea of "others."
Granted, I don't want some random person interrupting my peaceful meal -- but there are times when I sit alone and wonder - are those other solitary diners wishing for company too? Meals are an important social function, a time to share, talk, and laugh with friends, but maybe some day we'll be brave enough to break the barriers of "occupied seat syndrome."

Is there a pill for that? (Of course, silly grasshopper. There's a pill for everything that might ail you. You have insurance; it'll only cost 1/4 your weekly paycheck.) You need to ask your doctor, NOW! Side-effects may include: nausea, dry mouth, constipation, dizzyness, vomiting, night sweats, abdominal pain, fatigue, headache, chills, sweaty palms, hallucinations, muscle spasms, anxiety, sudden death, swollen glands, an itchy rash, coma, runny nose, and dry eyes.
to be continued...